So when I was a kid, my family used to play Clue

And for some reason, when I was dating the (will once be) husband, I started calling his dog - a schnauzer - Colonel Mustard, even though she was a she, because she had this super cool mustache, goatee thing happening, kind of like this:

but much much cuter.

So imagine my joy (it's been a rough week, I take all the joy I can get) when I come across this:

well, except for the whole dead cat thing.
That's not...you know joyfully funny, but in context...oh, never mind.