Goddessdster love love LOVES unicorns

Unicorns!

They will spear your car with their mighty horns! They work in ironic flow charts!

They love virgins and Jesus! Like the Sasquatch, they have managed to remain hidden these past few centuries, but soon scientific evidence of their existence will be discovered. At which point they will be upheld as the savior of mankind or a sign of the End Times. Either way, they are so screwed.
Images stolen from boingboing, obviously.

And my point is...?

I've had this account forever and a day. (Not really. You will learn I tend to exaggerate for effect)

This is my first real post. (Again, a slight untruth. My first real post was a tester that was and should be ignored by many)

I have a MySpace page. I loved my page. It was the perfect place to post all my weirdness in one place, picture spam my friends's comment spaces, and write lovingly cultured pieces of navel-gazing mental masturbation. Then I got over it. Not the mental masturbatory essence of it all, that I still love. It's not like I think I'm freaking Emerson or Montaigne. I mean, no one is Montaigne. That man is proof positive (to me, at least) that God exists.

My List of reasons why I know there is a divine element in the universe:

1. Butterflies
2. Tulips
3. the perfect interrelationship of all beings in an undisturbed ecosystem
4. the essays of Montaigne
5. Virginia Woolf's essay about Montaigne's essays

To me, there need be no other explanation. Though I'm sure I'll find some reason to get into that one of these days.