The thing that got me to laugh today (aside from K.S.'s comment on previous post)

The book I said I would not again write about has generated as much buzz as I'd assumed, BUT FOR TOTALLY DIFFERENT REASONS! And I have to say if I ever met Stephenie Meyer, I would probably shake her hand for being the first Mormon to make millions of dollars from writing crackfic.

Take an hour out of your lives (instead of the 36 it would to read the actual 700,000 page book) and read this hilarious (with commentary) break-down. Or just skip to the end:

And they sexed happily ever after in their magic cottage while their half-vampire toddler slept in the next room, and it was the best series starting with a teenage girl in love with a mysterious boy in her class that ended up with a teenage girl defending her growth-accelerated mutant hybrid baby from an ancient clan of evil vampires with her magical psychic shield that I ever read, THE END.

Now you want to read the whole thing, don't you? Admit it.

ETA: Kudos to the first person who reads the whole thing and finds the Hot Fuzz reference.