In honor of Nicholas Cage's hair.
My favorite quote:
Somewhere on a ranch in Montana, a horse cries silently when it wakes up and realizes its tail has been removed so it can be used as an accessory on Nicolas Cage's head.
Remember, folks, no matter how bad life gets, at least you are not Nicholas Cage.
Crystal Gazing
4 days ago
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just about died when I read that. That website is so amazing. "Nicolas Cage, our combs salute you." I love mock-serious stuff. Perhaps we should change our mantra to "at least you're not Nicolas Cage's hair." Hahaha. Oh man. It's going to take me a while to recover from this.
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